September 3rd, 2008
#315 – Twilight of The Hod: Rock Hard Abs
This isn’t quite what they meant when they mentioned heroes get statues made of them.
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heh xarenia got stoned.battle on warriors
Oh no… Money on a halfling… That can only end badly. I once had money on a halfling and he wiped out three villages. HOWEVER, I did get to coin the term of “Never bet against halfling barbarians”… Totally should have used them as a traveling circus.
This is getting interesting, I hope the payoff is amazing with all of this build up!
Go, Xarenia!
Finally, she’ll be useful, not only as target for curses!
@lufgar the longhouse lizard – She has to battle on… in her current condition, she’s built for fighting and (definitely) not loving.
@Matt – We don’t believe in payoff… we’re just going to build and build and build until someone’s head explodes.
@Myrddin – You do realize Arazel had to curse her to turn her to stone, right?
damn… I wouldn’t want to be on bad terms with Arazel
lol
AND I wouldn’t want to be in Xarenia’s line of fire right now either
~
obviously! I found it high-level irony!
So now they have to reckon with the force of a stoned elf?
Flashback to a Classic Folk Rock song.
“Everybody wants to get stoned.”
And a philosophical question. Since there is a past and future version of Arazel and Xarenia in this fight, do the future versions remember how the fight ended since this is the SECOND time they have fought it? Or will something make them forget before or after the fight ends? (To preserve the time line, or course.)
Mark Sebree
@Silverwolf – Yes, stoned elves are the worst. And it keeps them so thin too.
BTW, congratulations on being named (by me) the most prolific commenter here at Brat-halla over the past month. I’ve managed to keep up with them all (and there were a lot of them). Eventually, I’ll get some time to go back and respond to some of them.
@Mark Sebree – You’ll find out more about their memories toward the end of the story.
@Jeffery – what do you mean, “not built for loving”? At least she won’t have to worry about STS!
Well, all her girl parts are stone. It’s good for fighting because that stone’s rough on human flesh… and pretty much bad for lovemaking for the same exact reason.